I cannot get a decent haircut. I'm going to someone new. First haircut with this guy was brilliant. This haircut - not so much. I have about half an inch of hair on my head. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I'm rarely, really, honestly upset about haircuts. I complain about bad ones, but it's been years since I had one that I felt was traumatic. This one, however, makes me sort of want to cry.