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I laughed myself silly over the following (particularly #6):

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Liz!

1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Liz!
2. It's bad luck to put Liz on a bed.
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Liz had to pay a special Liz tax!
4. Liz is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Liz!
6. Contrary to popular belief, Liz is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
7. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Liz!
8. Liz can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
9. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Liz and compline.
10. If you put a drop of liquor on Liz, she will go mad and sting herself to death!

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