Fire Applesauce

Bean has invented a multi-charactered, multi-song, singing and dancing extravaganza called Fire Applesauce. The characters and songs and dances change with her whims. When I asked her what Fire Applesauce was, she replied, "It's not very good for you."

Upon further querying, I think it's something like applesauce mixed with hot Cheetos. Ick!