Poopy butthead

We focus in on a charming scene of a mother bathing her child. Let us eavesdrop on what will surely be a charming conversation.

Bean (singing at the top of her considerable lungs) Poopy Butthead. Poooooopy Butthead. Poopy Buuuuuuuuuuuuuutthead!

Me (calm but firm with a raised eyebrow): Excuse me, but you know we don't use that kind of language.

Bean: Miss Teacher told us that's a bathroom word.

Me: Yes, that's why we don't use those words.

Bean: No, Mommy, they're bathroom words.

I swear she's going to be a lawyer or on Broadway.